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Description: Ancient History: Stuff that's really really really really, really really old. From Hadrian's haphazard building impulses to Hathor's self-esteem issues, you'll learn it all. No bringing in grandparents as "artifacts".
Classes:
Archaeology: The Only Time Second Hand Faeces Can Make You Famous
Archaeology 2: Telling The Difference - Living Room Or Latrine?
Ancient Warfare: Yes, Sparta Really Was That Cool
Ancient Warfare 2: Roman Armour For The Spineless Deserter
Ancient Deities: Incest, Murder, And Other Benign Behaviours
Ancient Monarchy: Backstabbing By Numbers
Stonehenge: Mortal Enemy Of Anyone Who's Ever Got A Late Mark
The Pyramids: Just Intergalactic Landing Pads?
Skills:
Creativity
Mechanical
Logic
Charisma
2 Logic Cooking Creativity
3 Charisma Creativity (2) Logic (2)
4 Mechanical (2) Charisma (2) Logic (3)
5 Creativity (3) Charisma (3)
6 Logic (4) Mechanical (3)
7 Creativity (4) Charisma (4)
8 Creativity (5) Mechanical (4)
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Description:Chemistry: More than just making things change colour and go bang; it's making things change colour and go bang... FOR SCIENCE!!!!
Classes:
Lab Safety: Goggles - More Than Just Looking The Part
Lab Safety 2: Locked Doors And Why We Don't Trust You
Basic Chemical Reactions: Beyond "It Turns Red!"
Bonds And The Breaking Thereof: Atomic Diplomacy
Hazardous Materials: How To Not Die
Hazardous Materials 2: Cleaning Up After Last Semester's "Drop-Outs"
Splitting The Atom: "Not In My Toaster"
Splitting The Atom 2: Now Put It Back Together, You Vandal
Skills:
Logic
Mechanical
Cooking
Cleaning
2 Cooking Mechanical Logic
3 Creativity Cooking (2) Logic (2)
4 Cleaning (2) Mechanical (2) Cooking (3)
5 Logic (3) Mechanical (3)
6 Cleaning (3) Logic (4)
7 Mechanical (4) Cooking (4)
8 Cleaning (4) Logic (5)
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Description:Communication is something most sims do every day. If not, they tend to be visited by large pink mammals - so study it now and save the lonely embarrassment later.
Classes:
Why It's Not Just Communication: No Yelling In Class!
Practical Work: The Can And String
Communication Through Time: Messengers To Messenger
Communication Through Time 2: Time Capsules And Their Redundancy
Archaic Communication: And You Thought Ambulances Were Slow Now
Archaic Communication 2: Entrusting Secret Papers To Curious Children
Modern Communication: The Main Cause Of Divorce
Modern Communication 2: 1z th15 rly cmun1c4t10n??????????lulz
Skills:
Charisma
Logic
Mechanical
Creativity
2 Mechanical Body Cooking
3 Creativity Charisma (2) Logic (2)
4 Mechanical (2) Creativity (2) Logic (3)
5 Mechanical (3) Charisma (3)
6 Creativity (3) Logic (4)
7 Charisma (4) Creativity (4)
8 Mechanical (4) Charisma (5)
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Description:Delve into the mysterious world of error messages, BSODs and overheating hardware. Never before have you seen such chaos and calamity as you will in a lecture hall full of computer illiterate students fretting over a piece of software which doesn't have the word "Microsoft" in its name. sux2bu!
Classes:
Disillusionment: TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is NoT cOoL
Disillusionment 2: Firefox Doesn't Launch Nukes
PC Health: Don't Put The Computer Next To The Fire
PC Health 2: You Have NOT Won §1,000,000!
Troubleshooting: Beyond Switching It Off And On Again
Troubleshooting 2: What To Do When You ARE The Repair Shop
Computer Mastery: Installing RAM
Computer Mastery 2: Touch Typing!
Skills:
Mechanical
Logic
Cleaning
Creativity
2 Logic Cleaning Mechanical
3 Logic (2) Body Cleaning (2)
4 Mechanical (2) Creativity (2) Logic (3)
5 Mechanical (3) Cleaning (3)
6 Creativity (3) Logic (4)
7 Mechanical (4) Cleaning (4)
8 Mechanical (5) Creativity (4)
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Description:Construction is the art of making tall things that won't fall over. This course will test your integrity, constructive thinking skills and roof tiling ability by teaching you (almost) nothing about the subject.
Classes:
The Essentials: Foundations And Supporting Walls
The Essentials 2: Leaving Gaps For The Windows
Why Skimping Is Bad: Mortar Or Mortality
Why Skimping Is Good: What They Can't See Won't Hurt Them
Construction For Sadists: The "I'm Moving To A Hotel!" Stage
Construction For Paranoid Sims: Storing Equipment On Wet Concrete
Repelling Unwelcome Custom: Invoice Errors
Repelling Unwelcome Custom 2: The Cemented Cat Faux Pas
Skills:
Mechanical
Body
Cleaning
Creativity
2 Logic Creativity Cooking
3 Cleaning Body (2) Mechanical (2)
4 Creativity (2) Cleaning (2) Body (3)
5 Mechanical (3) Creativity (3)
6 Cleaning (3) Mechanical (4)
7 Creativity (4) Cleaning (4)
8 Body (4) Mechanical (5)
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Description:Criminal Justice: The dealing out of cable TV, gourmet food, and high speed internet to the "scum" of society. Oh, and justice, too. Yeah. That.
Classes:
Unit 1: What Is A Crime?
Unit 2: What Is A Criminal?
Unit 3: Should We Punish Them?
Unit 4: How Should We Punish Them?
Unit 5: But We Can't Afford To Punish Them!
Prison Field Visit: Watching Sky Sports In A High-Tech Gym
Unit 6: Damnit Why Can't We Afford To Punish Them?!
Senior Thesis: OK, We're Going On Strike
Skills:
Charisma
Cleaning
Creativity
Logic
2 Body Logic Charisma
3 Cooking Logic (2) Charisma (2)
4 Creativity (2) Cleaning (2) Charisma (3)
5 Logic (3) Creativity (3)
6 Cleaning (3) Creativity (4)
7 Charisma (4) Logic (4)
8 Cleaning (4) Charisma (5)
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Description:Crisis Management aims to survive crisies like volcano eruptions, terrorist attacks, and bumblebee pox epidemics with the minimum loss of life. You are worth 50 lives. Your boss is worth 500 lives. The leader of your country is worth 5,000,000 lives. You have 230 lives before you are sacked.
Classes:
Prevention Is The Best Treatment: Crisis Aversion
Public Relations: Just Don't Tell Them How Bad It Is
Dealing With Beurocrats: The "Money Is Not An Object" Clause
Dealing With Beurocrats 2: They'll Love You When It's Over
"I'm Too Important": The Get-Out Clause
"I'm Too Young To Die!": The Failed Get-Out Clause
On-The-Ground: Handling A Fire Extinguisher
On-The-Ground 2: Why Yelling "DON'T PANIC!!!" Doesn't Work
Skills:
Logic
Charisma
Mechanical
Creativity
2 Charisma Creativity Cooking
3 Body Charisma (2) Logic (2)
4 Creativity (2) Mechanical (2) Charisma (3)
5 Logic (3) Creativity (3)
6 Mechanical (3) Creativity (4)
7 Mechanical (4) Logic (4)
8 Logic (5) Charisma (4)
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Description:Dead languages are so named because no-one alive knows how to speak them out loud. There will therefore be very little talking during this course.
Classes:
Why "How Do Zombies Talk?" Jokes Aren't Funny
Learning Not To Ask How Hieroglyphics Are Pronounced
Why "Dead" Languages: Evolution In The Mists Of Time With A Dictionary
Why "Dead" Languages 2: Pyramid Booby Traps vs Linguists
Translating Ancient Texts From The Reference Point "Carwash"
Translating The Translation: Why Law Texts Are So Poncily Verbose
Practise Text: Reading The Bible In Aramaic
Final Tips: If You Can't Get Through The Amexay, Eatchay
Skills:
Creativity
Logic
Mechanical
Body
2 Body Mechanical Cooking
3 Logic Mechanical (2) Creativity (2)
4 Body (2) Logic (2) Mechanical (3)
5 Creativity (3) Logic (3)
6 Body (3) Creativity (4)
7 Body (4) Mechanical (4)
8 Creativity (5) Logic (4)
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Description:Dentistry is one of the more masochistic of the medical professions. On this course, you will learn just what a huge mistake you have made.
Classes:
Doorknob Dentistry: A Sueable Offence
Custom Painted Instruments: How To Really Scare Your Patients
Speaking Dentistian: They'll Never Know You're Discussing Football
White Lies: 200 Stickers Saying "Best Teeth In The County!"
Practise Aesthetics: Classical Music As Per Psycho Killer Movies
Talking To Your Patient Because They Can't Answer Back
The Waiting Room: Propaganda Central
Graduation: Go And Be Breathed On By Sims With Bad Breath
Skills:
Cleaning
Charisma
Mechanical
Creativity
2 Creativity Cleaning Mechanical
3 Body Charisma (2) Creativity (2)
4 Mechanical (2) Cleaning (2) Charisma (3)
5 Creativity (3) Mechanical (3)
6 Cleaning (3) Charisma (4)
7 Creativity (4) Cleaning (4)
8 Cleaning (5) Mechanical (4)
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Description:The purpose of any good E-Business is to make people pay for something they can't see before purchase, and wouldn't want if they could. Sell crap, they'll still come back!
Classes:
Advantages Of E-Business: They Can't Egg The Shop
Advantages Of E-Business 2: Malaysian Servers
Client Privacy: Why You Don't Put Customer E-Mails On The Front Page
Client Privacy 2: If They Can't Prove It Was You, It Wasn't
Terminology: Why "Subscriber" Sounds Better Than "Fleeced Sucker"
Terminology 2: Tautology: All Gifts Are Free, But "Free Gift" Sounds Good
Maximising Profit: The Hit And Run Technique
Maximising Profit 2: Terminological Inexactitude
Skills:
Creativity
Charisma
Logic
Cooking
2 Creativity Charisma Logic
3 Mechanical Logic (2) Charisma (2)
4 Creativity (2) Cooking (2) Charisma (3)
5 Logic (3) Cooking (3)
6 Creativity (3) Logic (4)
7 Cooking (4) Creativity (4)
8 Creativity (5) Charisma (4)
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Description:Education: the fine art of teaching. One might say it is easy, just give them a textbook and a pencil and go drink in the cupboard. But there is far more to it than that! Textbooks §40. Pencils provided. Professor may be absent during some lessons.
Classes:
Basic Prerequesites: Yell Training
Basic Prerequesites 2: Developing Illegible Handwriting
Primary Teaching: The Listening Hat
Primary Teaching 2: Using Pretty Colours To Your Advantage
Secondary School Teaching: Warnings, The Naughty Desk, And Detention
Secondary School Teaching 2: When In Doubt, Watch A Video
How To Avoid Student Wrestling Matches
How To Win Student Wrestling Matches When They Just Can't Be Helped
Skills:
Charisma
Creativity
Cleaning
Body
2 Mechanical Cleaning Logic
3 Cooking Body (2) Charisma (2)
4 Creativity (2) Cleaning (2) Charisma (3)
5 Creativity (3) Cleaning (3)
6 Body (3) Cleaning (4)
7 Creativity (4) Charisma (4)
8 Body (4) Charisma (5)
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Description:Electrical Engineering: How to fix and create electrical devices without causing the apocalypse, or at least without killing yourself.
Classes:
Repeatedly Stating That Abuse Of Soldering Irons Will Get You Expelled
Zzzzap: What Not To Do With A 12V Battery
Understanding Electric Currents: And The Little One Said "Roll Over"
Earth Wires: Passing The Buck
Understanding Resistance: So Ohms Don't Lead To "Oh Noes!"
Energy Transfer Efficiency: Roasting Marshmallows Over Power Lines
Engineering Life Skills: Hotwiring A Car
Engineering Death Skills: Don't Cut That One!
Skills:
Mechanical
Logic
Cleaning
Body
2 Cleaning Cooking Creativity
3 Body Cleaning (2) Logic (2)
4 Body (2) Mechanical (2) Cleaning (3)
5 Logic (3) Mechanical (3)
6 Body (3) Cleaning (4)
7 Body (4) Mechanical (4)
8 Mechanical (5) Logic (4)
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Description:The fickle world of fashion, in which enthusiastic Sims play dress-up with walking sticky-dolls; what more profound a university major could there be?!
Classes:
Less != More, Less = Good!
False Fur: How Not To Have Your House Blown Up
First Steps Of Creation: Artistic Fabric Draping
Second Steps Of Creation: Artistic Fabric Redraping
Pre-Sewing Preparation: Stitch-Picking Practise
Pre-Sewing Preparation 2: Sewing In A Straight Line
Choosing A Model: Masochists Are Best
Disaster Management: Firing Your Model, Staff, and Milkman
Skills:
Creativity
Mechanical
Body
Charisma
2 Charisma Mechanical Cleaning
3 Creativity Mechanical (2) Charisma (2)
4 Creativity (2) Body (2) Charisma (3)
5 Body (3) Creativity (3)
6 Mechanical (3) Body (4)
7 Charisma (4) Creativity (4)
8 Mechanical (4) Creativity (5)
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Description:The study of all things seen on a television screen. Copy of the Radio Times not required. All those who bring popcorn will be kicked out.
Classes:
No, We Don't Just Sit And Watch Films. Throw That Popcorn Away.
Data Collection: Viewing Example Material. Crunch, Crunch.
Why Subliminal (Marty For Head Boy!) Advertising Is Bad
Why Subliminal (Steal That Guy's Wallet!) Advertising Is Also Illegal
Advertising: Buy Our Cereal And You Will Live A Perfect Life!
Cameramanship: Zoom! Pan! Tilt! Brake! Aaaahhh!
Exploring The Moral Message Of The Honda Advert (See here to understand that one)
Final Project: Data Collection
Skills:
Creativity
Mechanical
Charisma
Body
2 Cooking Mechanical Creativity
3 Charisma Creativity (2) Mechanical (2)
4 Charisma (2) Body (2) Mechanical (3)
5 Body (3) Charisma (3)
6 Body (4) Creativity (3)
7 Creativity (4) Charisma (4)
8 Creativity (5) Mechanical (4)
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Description:Games Engineering; the (lost) art of making games that people actually WANT to play. Learn how to use cheapskate methods to create games that look good on the box, because once the sucker's bought it, you can take their money and run.
Classes:
Introduction: Why Is Tomb Raider So Popular? The Science Of Guns And Boobs
Introduction 2: 'Studying' Popular Games
Aesthetics: IF Control Panel >= Viewspace THEN You == Sucker
Aesthetics 2: Covering Up Bad Texturing With Mist And Mirage
Economy: Getting Away With A Cheapskate Physics Engine Through The Strategic Use Of FMVs
Economy 2: Don't Print The Instructions, It'll Add Challenge To The Game
Deceit: If You Don't Call Them "In-Game" Screenshots, You Can Make Them In Anything
Deceit 2: "Next-Gen" Doesn't Actually Have A Dictionary Definition
Skills:
Creativity
Logic
Mechanical
Charisma
2 Mechanical Creativity Cleaning
3 Cooking Mechanical (2) Logic (2)
4 Creativity (2) Charisma (2) Mechanical (3)
5 Logic (3) Creativity (3)
6 Charisma (3) Logic (4)
7 Mechanical (4) Creativity (4)
8 Creativity (5) Charisma (4)
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Description:Genetic Science: Learn why you are what you are and why everyone else is not what you are.
Classes:
Base Pairs: The Greatest Lego Ever Made
Genetic Anomalies: Albinism, Dwarfism, And Crazy Mismatched Eyes
Lab Practise: Splice, Not Slice!
Hereditary Diseases: Why Does My Kid Take After Its Father?
Gene Splicing: The Art Of Making Frankenstein's Monster
Designer Babies: How To Cripple The Human Race
Why Your Girlfriend Snorts When She Laughs
Genetic Mutation: Haemophilia Or Lycanthropy?
Skills:
Logic
Mechanical
Cleaning
Cooking
2 Charisma Cooking Logic
3 Body Mechanical (2) Cooking (2)
4 Cleaning (2) Logic (2) Cooking (3)
5 Mechanical (3) Cleaning (3)
6 Logic (3) Cleaning (4)
7 Logic (4) Mechanical (4)
8 Cooking (4) Logic (5)
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Description:Geography's purest meaning may be found in the word itself. Geo = earth, graphy = stuff. Sign up to this course if you wish to learn stuff about the Earth!
Classes:
Maps: Working Out Which Way Is North
Maps 2: What Do All The Pretty Pictures Mean?
World Geography: There Are Seven Continents. Antarctica Counts Too.
World Geography 2: Correctly Spelling Reykjavik Does Not Make you Cool
Tectonics: The Whole World Is Cracking Up
Tectonics 2: What Happens When The Earth Leaks
Safe Operation Case Study: It All Went Pear-Shaped At Pompeii
Senior Field Trip: Earthquakes Up Close
Skills:
Mechanical
Logic
Body
Cleaning
2 Creativity Cooking Charisma
3 Mechanical Body (2) Cleaning (2)
4 Logic (2) Mechanical (2) Body (3)
5 Cleaning (3) Logic (3)
6 Cleaning (4) Mechanical (3)
7 Mechanical (4) Logic (4)
8 Body (4) Mechanical (5)
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Description:Working in Government means fast thinking, fast talking, no morals, and an aptitude for "terminological inexactitude". The application form for this course will filter out any honest candidates (note question 12 "Are you a responsible adult?")
Classes:
The Basics: Nobody Likes You. Nobody!
The Basics 2: No Sneezing Without Approval
Bureaucracy: Why Your Secretary's Secretary Has More Power Than You
Bureaucracy 2: Yes, The Senate Can Control Your Bubble Bath Usage
Treading On Eggshells: "Due To Unforeseeable Circumstances..."
Treading On Eggshells 2: Terminological Inexactitude
Democracy: The Least Bad For Them
Totalitarianism: The Least Bad For You
Skills:
Charisma
Creativity
Logic
Cleaning
2 Cleaning Mechanical Body
3 Logic Creativity (2) Charisma (2)
4 Cleaning (2) Logic (2) Creativity (3)
5 Charisma (3) Cleaning (3)
6 Logic (3) Charisma (4)
7 Creativity (4) Cleaning (4)
8 Charisma (5) Logic (4)
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Description:Diplomacy: The art of making people give you what you want without realising they're doing it. International relations: The art of not starting a war afterwards.
Classes:
Babysitting Superiors: Is She Really Pregnant?
Babysitting Superiors 2: Rude Gestures In 600 Languages
Stalling Techniques: Arranging A Party At Short Notice
Stalling Techniques 2: Convincing Sudden Illnesses
Handling Compromises: Pretending To Be Satisfied
Handling Compromises 2: The Art Of Spin
Negotiation: Realising They Don't Care About Moral Arguments
Negotiation 2: Making A Bad Deal Sound Good
Skills:
Charisma
Creativity
Cooking
Body
2 Charisma Creativity Mechanical
3 Body (2) Cooking Creativity (2)
4 Body (3) Charisma (2) Cooking (2)
5 Charisma (3) Creativity (3)
6 Cooking (3) Charisma (4)
7 Cooking (4) Body (4)
8 Creativity (4) Charisma (5)
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Description:Journalism: the practise of telling lies... legally! Good writing skills, a dose of cynicism, and a complete lack of moral fibre are required for this course.
Classes:
The Sports Column: All About Footballer's Wives
The Movie Column: Never Give A Good Review
Misrepresentation: Misquotes And The Power Of Context
Misrepresentation 2: Who Needs Denominators Anyway?
When To Break: The Fine Line Between Perfection And Prosecution
What To Break: Is Fine >= Money To Be Made Off Libelous Story?
Speed Typing: Dead Story, Dead Line, Dead Journalist
The "Fairy Thief" Of Journalism: An Unnamed Government Insider
Skills:
Creativity
Charisma
Mechanical
Body
2 Creativity Cleaning Logic
3 Charisma Creativity (2) Body (2)
4 Charisma (2) Mechanical (2) Creativity (3)
5 Charisma (3) Body (3)
6 Mechanical (3) Creativity (4)
7 Mechanical (4) Body (4)
8 Charisma (4) Creativity (5)
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Description:This course will provide you with all the tools you need to communicate efficiently with anyone! (Note: ghosts and blind deafmutes not included)
Classes:
Basic Communication 1: Point And Smile
Basic Communication 2: S-p-e-a-k-i-n-g V-e-r-y S-l-o-w-l-y
Intermediates 1: Phrasebooks And Dictionaries
Intermediates 2: Looking Hopeless Until Someone Takes Pity On You
Advanced 1: Je suis desolé, je ne parle pas français!
Advanced 2: Entshuldigung, aber ich spreche keine Deutsch!
Conclusion: If You Wanted To Learn A Language, Wrong Course!
Fieldwork: Hitchhiking From Portugal To Poland
Skills:
Charisma
Creativity
Logic
Mechanical
2 Creativity Body Cleaning
3 Logic Charisma (2) Mechanical (2)
4 Creativity (2) Logic (2) Charisma (3)
5 Creativity (3) Mechanical (3)
6 Logic (3) Charisma (4)
7 Logic (4) Creativity (4)
8 Charisma (5) Mechanical (4)
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Description: Law is a vast universe of large, incomprehensible books and stacks of paper that seem magnetically attracted to your desk (but not to you). This course aims to teach you how to manipulate the justice system in order to survive for as long as possible without being arrested for perjury.
Classes:
Criminal Law: Not For The Morally Discriminate
Family Law: Back To "It Was Too Your Fault!"
Corporate Law: Helping Big Businesses Break The Law
International Law: Your Opportunity To Insult Politicians To Their Face
Courtroom: Make It Up, You Won't Be Found Out For A Few Hours
Courtroom 2: Leading Your Opponent To Make Leading Questions
Using A Gavel To Maximum Effect: Concussion For The Sake Of Justice
Adjudication: How To Bribe A Jury
Skills:
Charisma
Logic
Creativity
Cleaning
2 Body Logic Charisma
3 Charisma (2) Creativity (2) Cooking
4 Charisma (3) Logic (2) Cleaning (2)
5 Creativity (3) Cleaning (3)
6 Logic (3) Charisma (4)
7 Cleaning (4) Logic (4)
8 Charisma (5) Creativity (4)
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Description: FISHIES! One studying marine biology gains an understanding of the wonders of the world of the ocean, its amazing power and beauty. And yes, you get to look at the pretty fishies...
Classes:
Introduction: Learning To Swim
Introduction 2: Learning Not To Drown
Marine Etiquette: You Are Not A Fisherman!
Marine Etiquette 2: Don't Walk On The Coral
Creature Classification: What Not To Touch
Creature Classification 2: Is It Poisonous?
Understanding Marine Environments: Like A Fish To Water
Advanced Skills: Grow-Your-Own-Gills
Skills:
Body
Logic
Cleaning
Mechanical
2 Logic Mechanical Creativity
3 Cooking Mechanical (2) Cleaning (2)
4 Logic (2) Body (2) Cleaning (3)
5 Logic (3) Mechanical (3)
6 Body (3) Cleaning (4)
7 Body (4) Logic (4)
8 Body (5) Mechanical (4)
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Description: Understanding and appreciating music, is, well, something that most of today's sims seem to have no notion of. So, instead of wasting time trying to teach students about music, this course attempts to salvage their musical taste and hopefully preserve some sense of musical decency for the next generation.
Classes:
Learning That The Manufactured Dung You Listen To Isn't Music
Learning That There Is Hope For You Yet
If A 5 Year Old Could Write It, It's Not Music: The Rule
Mozart: The Exception
Learning To Play: Free Early Learning Centre Recorders For All!
Learning To Play Well: Just Give Up, You Suck
Musical Proprietry: No Handel At Your Litte Sister's Party
Musical Proprietry 2: Never Play Take 5 At A Funeral
Skills:
Creativity
Charisma
Mechanical
Body
2 Cooking Cleaning Body
3 Logic Body (2) Mechanical (2)
4 Body (3) Charisma (2) Creativity (2)
5 Creativity (3) Mechanical (3)
6 Charisma (3) Mechanical (4)
7 Creativity (4) Body (4)
8 Creativity (5) Charisma (4)
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What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.
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